What if a depressed wit would fly to the moon with a blowtorch on a hill?

Thanks to "the Skinny" on Veer, I found this amazingly random "What if?" generator. While completely nonsensical (for the most part), it definately gets the brain juices flowing.

And while you're there, be sure to check out Tilmann Vogt's animated short, "Snout".

The sketches are coming later.